funny oneliners or two

the things kids say... when you are listening...
1 driving in the car one day and obviousJ was singing a song and comickid said " you know what would make that song sound better.... if you sang it in sign language.."

dramaboy to comickid

dramaboy is a comedian...all the time-- he had to stay after school on the 2nd day for clowning around in class.The kid is funny,gets it from me!! Last year we had an escaped convict who was on the loose, now this part is not funny but comickid(dramaboy) would say all the time... If you shaved that man's hair he would look like bucky, or that baby looks like bucky... the way he would say it just cracked me up. Me and onlychild(goodgirl) laughed so hard we couldnt eat breakfast.
comickid invents little isms for himself. for a while he narrated his life..."dramaboy watched as his mom looked at the candy bars,dramaboy does not think a candybar is what his mom needs""Dramaboy ducks as his mom turns and is not happy. dramaboy thinks his mom would be happy if she ate that candy" He is a great kid and i really enjoy hanging out with him.

funny church stories..

Lookatme and i have been going to church... we talked about dramaboy and peaceboy's father and how religious he used to be and how we hoped he would find his way back to God. We talked to him about coming with us to service. So we were sitting in church and the pastor was doing annoucements and he said "wheres r? r where are you r?" R of course is the boyz fathers name. Me and lookatme just thought that was the spookiest thing.
a few weeks ago dramaboy came with us , as we were driving back home from church lookatme was driving and i started choking(i have a slight gag issue)and from way in the back,ever concern is Dramaboy.."what is it this time Mom ? ... AIR" well lookatme lost it ,soda all over the place... then she had to call goodgirl and she couldn't stop laughing long enough to... POOR goodgirl, she is always too busy to come along but lookatme keeps her informed.. umm.. maybe thats why she's so busy... anyways as dramaboy says "good times good times!!"
Last week we dropped off lookatme's 4 yr old toosmart at his classroom. The teacher started talking about birthdays and toosmart stated,while counting each on his fingers."when i turned 4 i 1.didn't have any cake 2. didn't have any balloons and 3. i didn't have any presents" lookatme was mortified and stated quickly... uhmmm we are having a big party for all the boys soon... payback for all the times her big mouth got me in trouble . Like when she was 4 and told my parents that i couldn't come to the phone because i was in the shower with boyfriend.. that they didnt even know about...